is it cold in here or is that just my heart
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"
so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them
I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”